Why I am Who I am



I'm really not a cruel person

Who is the writer / producer / person who wasted their time on this page ?

You may notice that I like writing using "quotes" and ellipsis... I also enjoy spelling correctly. (with two c's and two r's)
[sorry, I couldn't resist]

This should tell you many things :

  1. I am not a perfectionist
  2. I hate contradictions
  3. I am a hermit
  4. The planet venus is currently surrounded by small blue pockets of happiness

Of course, if you REALLY knew me, you would realise that at least three of these statements are very false. However, some people do have a continual habit of getting point 3 wrong... it must be the digital watch that I wear round my wrist.

But to put it blankly, (which is impossible as this page is obviously not blank at all) I am in the process of finishing my last year at university (assuming university ends when you finish a thesis) and as a result have had time to think about a lot of things. Like why I am able to call green "green", but am still unsure of whether the colour that you (unless you happen to be me) see is my impression of green. Being a male, I have a habit of mocking people, but as I cannot see you, I have no intention of mocking you. I would just like to let you know that having spent my time and... time to write this page, you are not one to criticise my spelling of your name. Which by the way, happens to be either John or Mary. (or one of the millions of variations on that name such as Gary, or Denise)

I am from the Victoria University of Wellington, which unsurprisingly happens to exist inside Wellington. I like computers, writing and genetics, but hate English and those annoying reading logs that we were forced to do in sixth and fifth form. Luckily my "school" life is over and all I have to worry about now is high fees and too much free time. There are five people in my immediate family. (I have two older siblings, one Male, one Female) NOTE : This information was correct exactly two weeks before you last read my page.

If you want to know more about me, then think, or speak to me, or even if you want to, e-mail me.

I Wanna go home...